January 2012
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The dress was made of layers upon layers of shiny cloth, in different shades of...
– Lemony Snicket’s The Slippery Slope
This just in! Did The Hunger Games steal from A Series of Unfortunate Events?? Find out tonight at 11 on “Hey Pilot, you’re too old to be reading either of these series, shouldn’t you finally start reading one of those Franzen books that you’ve been using to prop...
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Doubting that I will be in attendance for A&P tomorrow. Because, why?
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I have a chemistry test at 8:30 but it’s my favorite coworker’s birthday and bowling league went well so I’m not leaving yet.
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I’m a Scrooge about Valentine’s day.
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The only difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney is that the...
– Stephen Colbert (via bostongrits)
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THE LO-CAL CALZONE ZONE
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Extremely lonely lately and having trouble focusing.
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What should I do before bowling tonight?
I could re-watch the first two seasons of Cougar Town.
Do math homework.
Do a lab report for A&P.
Sleep.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I wonder what I will choose.
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I want to be everything and nothing all at once.
Beauty is nothing. Beauty won’t stay. You don’t know how lucky you are to be...
– Charles Bukowski (via sunflowa)
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I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via anditslove)
I hope going to the gym in the morning will calm me down because I feel like the world is crushing me at the moment.