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"The dress was made of layers upon layers of shiny cloth, in different shades of yellow, orange, and red, all cut in fierce triangular shapes so that each layer-seemed to cut into the next, and rising from the shoulders of the dress were enormous piles of black lace, sticking up into the air in strange curves. For a moment, the dress was so huge and odd that Sunny could not imagine why anyone would wear it, but as the wicked girlfriend stepped farther out of the tent, it became horrible clear. Esme Squalor was dressed to look like an enormous fire."

Lemony Snicket’s The Slippery Slope

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The real question: if Esme Squalor fought Effie Trinket, who would win? (Not a question. Esme. Her stiletto heels are real stiletto knives. She will actually shiv you.)

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